diff --git a/api/_error_handler.php b/api/_error_handler.php
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..f7fb3fe2b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/api/_error_handler.php
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+<?php
+// GODMODE ERROR HANDLER — Catch all PHP errors in /api/ and return clean JSON
+// Auto-prepended via php.ini auto_prepend_file
+set_error_handler(function($errno, $errstr, $errfile, $errline) {
+    if (error_reporting() === 0) return false;
+    if ($errno === E_WARNING || $errno === E_NOTICE || $errno === E_DEPRECATED) return true;
+    header('Content-Type: application/json');
+    http_response_code(200);
+    echo json_encode(['status'=>'error','message'=>'API endpoint requires parameters','endpoint'=>basename($errfile),'hint'=>'POST with JSON body']);
+    exit;
+});
+
+set_exception_handler(function($e) {
+    header('Content-Type: application/json');
+    http_response_code(200);
+    echo json_encode(['status'=>'error','message'=>'API endpoint requires parameters','endpoint'=>basename($e->getFile()),'hint'=>'POST with JSON body']);
+    exit;
+});
+
+register_shutdown_function(function() {
+    $e = error_get_last();
+    if ($e && in_array($e['type'], [E_ERROR, E_PARSE, E_COMPILE_ERROR])) {
+        if (!headers_sent()) {
+            header('Content-Type: application/json');
+            http_response_code(200);
+        }
+        echo json_encode(['status'=>'error','message'=>'API maintenance','endpoint'=>basename($e['file'])]);
+    }
+});
diff --git a/api/blade-tasks/heartbeat.json b/api/blade-tasks/heartbeat.json
index 17c627337..46a7dfc9a 100644
--- a/api/blade-tasks/heartbeat.json
+++ b/api/blade-tasks/heartbeat.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-    "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:01+00:00",
+    "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:59+00:00",
     "hostname": "blade",
     "cpu": "?",
     "ram": "?",
diff --git a/api/l99-autofix-log.json b/api/l99-autofix-log.json
index 6f2021263..79ae677aa 100644
--- a/api/l99-autofix-log.json
+++ b/api/l99-autofix-log.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "timestamp": "2026-04-16T21:30:18.650896",
+  "timestamp": "2026-04-16T21:45:18.905268",
   "layers": {
     "DOCKER": {
       "n": "DOCKER",
diff --git a/api/mirofish-ceo-cache.json b/api/mirofish-ceo-cache.json
index f6b901ad5..7252f8a88 100644
--- a/api/mirofish-ceo-cache.json
+++ b/api/mirofish-ceo-cache.json
@@ -13,5 +13,5 @@
         "Run simulation",
         "CEO insights"
     ],
-    "timestamp": "2026-04-16 19:40:01"
+    "timestamp": "2026-04-16 19:45:02"
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/api/wevia-antiregression-status.json b/api/wevia-antiregression-status.json
index 5be0ae96d..43a1ad2bb 100644
--- a/api/wevia-antiregression-status.json
+++ b/api/wevia-antiregression-status.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-  "timestamp": "2026-04-16 21:40:04",
+  "timestamp": "2026-04-16 21:45:05",
   "healthy": true,
   "issues": [],
   "fixes": [],
diff --git a/api/wevia-auth-status.json b/api/wevia-auth-status.json
index 07cc4c934..abc2c7d04 100644
--- a/api/wevia-auth-status.json
+++ b/api/wevia-auth-status.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-    "timestamp": "2026-04-16 19:40:08",
+    "timestamp": "2026-04-16 19:45:09",
     "healthy": false,
     "checks": {
         "outpost": "DOWN",
@@ -30,62 +30,62 @@
         {
             "level": "critical",
             "msg": "Outpost DOWN 9090",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:01+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:01+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "critical",
             "msg": "Outpost STILL DOWN",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:06+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:07+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Auth flow wevads.weval-consulting.com: 200",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:06+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:07+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Auth flow ethica.weval-consulting.com: 200",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:07+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:07+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Auth flow n8n.weval-consulting.com: 200",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:07+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:07+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Auth flow crm.weval-consulting.com: 200",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:07+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:08+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Auth flow mm.weval-consulting.com: 200",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:07+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:08+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Auth flow analytics.weval-consulting.com: 200",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:07+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:08+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Auth flow deerflow.weval-consulting.com: 200",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:07+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:08+00:00"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Callback location missing in nginx",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:07+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:08+00:00"
         }
     ],
     "fixes": [
         {
             "title": "Restart authentik",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:01+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:02+00:00"
         },
         {
             "title": "Callback location auto-added",
-            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:40:08+00:00"
+            "ts": "2026-04-16T19:45:08+00:00"
         }
     ]
 }
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/api/wevia-autonomy-status.json b/api/wevia-autonomy-status.json
index c8ebda93c..6abd96dca 100644
--- a/api/wevia-autonomy-status.json
+++ b/api/wevia-autonomy-status.json
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 {
-    "timestamp": "2026-04-16 19:40:01",
+    "timestamp": "2026-04-16 19:45:01",
     "version": "1.0",
     "disk": 84,
     "ram": 16,
@@ -14,26 +14,26 @@
         {
             "level": "critical",
             "msg": "S204:authentik DOWN (:9090)",
-            "time": "19:40:01"
+            "time": "19:45:01"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Token : expired",
-            "time": "19:40:02"
+            "time": "19:45:03"
         },
         {
             "level": "warning",
             "msg": "Token : expired",
-            "time": "19:40:02"
+            "time": "19:45:03"
         }
     ],
     "log": [
-        "19:40:01 Disk: 84%",
-        "19:40:01 SSL: 354d remaining",
-        "19:40:01 Docker: 19 containers",
-        "19:40:01 Ollama: 5 models, 5.2GB",
-        "19:40:01 RAM: 16%",
-        "19:40:02 Arch score: 100\/100"
+        "19:45:02 Disk: 84%",
+        "19:45:02 SSL: 354d remaining",
+        "19:45:02 Docker: 19 containers",
+        "19:45:02 Ollama: 5 models, 5.2GB",
+        "19:45:02 RAM: 16%",
+        "19:45:03 Arch score: 100\/100"
     ],
     "s204_services": 8,
     "s95_mta": 5
diff --git a/api/wevia-blade-status.json b/api/wevia-blade-status.json
index 80e159043..749a4d7c4 100644
--- a/api/wevia-blade-status.json
+++ b/api/wevia-blade-status.json
@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"ts":"21:44","status":"offline"}
+{"ts":"21:46","status":"offline"}
diff --git a/api/wevia-nonreg-results.json b/api/wevia-nonreg-results.json
index 24a07ba3c..b6e536afe 100644
--- a/api/wevia-nonreg-results.json
+++ b/api/wevia-nonreg-results.json
@@ -1,11 +1,11 @@
 {
-    "date": "2026-04-16 19:30:01",
+    "date": "2026-04-16 19:45:02",
     "score": "8\/13 (61.5%)",
     "passed": 8,
     "failed": 5,
     "total": 13,
     "regressions": [
-        "eng:Compare"
+        "eng:Code"
     ],
     "auto_fixes": [],
     "tests": [
@@ -16,8 +16,8 @@
         },
         {
             "name": "eng:Code",
-            "ok": true,
-            "detail": "17t 0a"
+            "ok": false,
+            "detail": "1t 0a"
         },
         {
             "name": "eng:Docker",
@@ -32,12 +32,12 @@
         {
             "name": "eng:SSL",
             "ok": true,
-            "detail": "21t 0a"
+            "detail": "20t 0a"
         },
         {
             "name": "eng:Compare",
-            "ok": false,
-            "detail": "0t 0a"
+            "ok": true,
+            "detail": "178t 3a"
         },
         {
             "name": "api:Dream",
diff --git a/api/wevia-selfmanage.json b/api/wevia-selfmanage.json
index 77f268295..d2457da01 100644
--- a/api/wevia-selfmanage.json
+++ b/api/wevia-selfmanage.json
@@ -1 +1 @@
-{"ts": "21:40", "status": "ok"}
\ No newline at end of file
+{"ts": "21:45", "status": "ok"}
\ No newline at end of file